meet fanny the turkey.

big jonny insists on calling me fanny. his excuse. "its so much easier to say FAnessa" so we entertain the idea that its easier to say FAnessa, instead of VAnessa. and i have yet to come up with a better nickname for him. if you have any ideas. let me know. so far i've used jimmy and george. but no luck. without further ado, it is my pleasure to introduce fanny, the turkey.


all my friends ask what i do all day... well everyone. this is what an almost nineteen year old girl does when she's in north carolina, with no car, no money, no job, and no life. i hope you enjoy this as much as we did.

google.

don't google my name. it sucks. i dont know how a face like this could bring up so many naughty websites. i guess the name vanessa is a trashy name after all. blast.

california. here we come.

i love this girl.


who couldn't love this rascal.


or her giraffe.


another vanessa classic.

finally some christmas joy.

mimis jonny's favorite face of mine...


mary and baby jesus aka maddie ruthie.


i wish joshie wasn't too cool to have his picture taken. he had the best outfit.

stay your funky self.

got sharks?

this is my jonny's worst nightmare. the little peach thing is a 6 foot human man in comparison to these sharks.


this is jon and mimi inside the jaw.


this is the "giant" great white shark's jaw.

givin' is livin'

buy one today.

a day in the life....

nothing wrong with this my friends, nothing wrong with this.

what is this??

where in the world is "k"armen sandeigo?